The Nine Satanic Statements.

1;SATAN represents indulgence,instead of abstinence!
2;SATAN represents vital existence,instead of spiritual
pipe dreams.
3;SATAN represents undefiled wisdom,instead of hypocritical
self-deciet!
4;SATAN represents kindness to those who deserve it,instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5;SATAN represents vengence,instead of turning the other cheek!

6;SATAN represents responsibility to the responsible,
instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7;SATAN represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often times worse than those that walk on all- fours,who,because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development,"has become the most vicious animal of all!
8;SATAN represents all of the so-called sins,as they all lead to physical,mental,or emotional gratification!
9;SATAN has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he kept it in bissiness all these years!

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